NIKOLA TESLA IS SUPER ADORABLE HE’S JUST WANDERING AROUND AND HIDING UNDER THINGS I’M GONNA SQUEAL
I should probably specify that Nikola Tesla is a cat and Serbian-American inventor Nikola Tesla is not wandering around my house hiding under things because he is dead
Didn’t catch that last part, sorry.
- What's it like having adhd? Well, I'll tell you.
- Imagine you're at your computer writing an important report that's due first thing tomorrow morning and that was assigned to you last week.
- As you put the first word on paper, you realize that you have to pee.
- You get up and go into the bathroom.
- As you walk to the toilet, you realize that you forgot to close the bathroom door.
- You turn and close the door.
- As you continue to the toilet, you wonder if maybe you forgot to lock the door behind you.
- You turn and push the 'lock' button, only to realize that the door is already locked.
- Then, you look back to the toilet, but catch your face in the mirror. 'Ew,' you think, 'do I really look that tired, it's only 8pm'. You get a glance at your watch and realize that it is in fact midnight, and you had spent several hyperfocused hours on tumblr before writing you're report.
- The time loss concerns you for a second, but you still look exhausted in the mirror, you'll have to fix that.
- You fix your hair, adjust your clothes, put on some make up, get bored with the make up, break out last years Halloween make up, make your face look like a zombie, laugh at your zombie face, wash off your zombie face, put your normal makeup back on, and do your hair once more.
- Then, looking fabulous, you walk out of the bathroom and resume your writing.
- As you sit at your desk, you realize something, the suns coming up, and you still have to pee.
I ended up with a lot more information and pictures than I thought I would. Which is a good thing! But what was once going to be one or two posts is now three posts. This is Post 1: The Basics. Post 2 will cover starting a fantasy map and Post 3 will be about making that fantasy map ~fancy~.
Let’s get started! Please excuse the poor quality of images. I only have a weak mortal phone as my camera.
This is an image-heavy post.